Where Have All the Grey Squirrels Gone and Left Me With a Zillion Acorns?
I was out raking in the front yard and wondering why the squirrels hadn’t eaten more of our acorns. And then it hit me. I can’t remember the last time I saw a gray squirrel. I used to laugh at them chasing each other across telephone wires. I used to curse them as they hung upside down and raided our bird feeder.