5 times a week, articles over 600 words with good headlines and Grammarly'ed. Hmm.... any other options? I'll spare you me whining about not having enough time for this.

I really want to commend you on what you are doing here. You are the first person giving writing advice that I've seen to put a specific formula and prediction down and promise to make good on it. It's a pretty clever idea on some levels. Your risk is $500.